Dear Debbie,

Thank you for assisting me today at Big Video Rental Chain. You know, I had a really bad day at work (despite the fact that the Sun was in Aries according to my handy dandy daily horoscope desk calendar) and your smug, condescending attitude tonight was just what I needed.

I can understand why you might be irritable, being forced to watch "Shrek" a hundred times a day on those big video monitors, but please-- did you have to take it out on me? All I wanted to do was return the Playstation2 that my boyfriend rented this weekend. That's all. That's all I wanted.

I hope you noticed the way I snatched the receipt out of your hand. It was my passive-aggressive way of showing you I was pissed. Plus, I'm immature like that.

Have a nice day.