I have a secret to tell you. Are you ready? Because it's really juicy. Really. Okay, here goes:

I am a very boring person.

No, seriously. I know you find it hard to believe, after seeing the content of this blog (har har).

I come home from work everyday and do nothing but watch Trading Spaces re-runs, play Final Fantasy 10, and not look for a new job. In between times, I sleep, eat and procrastinate about paying my bills. In addition, I spend a lots of time (usually between 2 and 4 in the morning) panicking about things like getting old and wasting my life.

I have no hobbies to speak of.

I dislike most people.

Most of the time, I don't do things unless they're easy.

I tend to laugh at inappropriate moments. Also, I do not cry when it is appropriate (funerals, September 11th, etc.). It doesn't mean I'm not sad. I'm not sure how that fits into this entry, but it came to mind. Whatever.

On the bright side of things, apparently I have quite the talent for writing hateful blog entries about myself.