Reason #385 why I love my mom and brother:

We had a long argument the other night about who loves Fiddler on the Roof the most.

"Can you sing 'Miracle of Miracles' all the way through?" I demanded. "Can you? Huh? Can you?"

"Shut up. I can sing 'If I Were a Rich Man' and 'Tradition',"said my brother. "Can you?"

"Wonder of wonders, miracle of miracles!" my mom piped in. "God took a tailor by the hand!"

"You took our copy of the movie when you moved out, didn't you?" My brother asked. "I can't believe you did that. You suck."

"You guys never watched it anyway," I said.

"Yes we did! But now we CAN'T because you TOOK it," he said.

"Sunrise, sunset..." my mother sang to herself.

So yeah. Reason #385.