OK, I just had to tell you this:

I'm sitting here at work and I overhear the following conversation:

"Where's Chrissy?"

"Oh, she's in the hospital."

"What happened to her?"

"She bought these two puppies and she was trying to introduce them to her cat. She held the cat in her lap and the puppies jumped on her, and the cat scratched up her face."

"No way, badly enough to put her in the hospital?? The cat must have scratched up her face pretty bad!"

"Yeah. He want all Siegfried and Roy on her ass."

Tell me that's not funny. I dare you!