Ow. My neck has been hurting for the last few days, and there is no obvious explanation for it. As far as I can recall, I haven't been in any horrendous car crash, nor have I been in a headlock. I have no idea what the hell is going on, but it HURTS.

I just realized why I'm in a bad mood today: no coffee! Oh, to feel the way I feel after drinking a huge, steaming cup of delicious coffee! All is right with the world. Life is beautiful and things are exactly as I want them to be, after a cup of coffee. No coffee? Life is drab and miserable and you suck.

Perhaps I have an addiction. Or perhaps I should go on Prozac. I don't know.