Things That are Officially Boring

1. Updates on quintuplets, sextuplets, etc. ("The Jones octuplets are 30 years old, and STILL thriving!" ENOUGH.)

2. Updates on conjoined twins. (Their heads were fused together, now they're not - what's interesting about that? I'm happy for them, but I care not for updates on their progress. Call me mean-spirited if you wish.)

3. Dr. Phil. (Shut up, Dr. Phil. Just SHUT UP.)

4. Low-carb dieting. (Carbs aren't harmful. They're NOT. No really, they're NOT. It's a marketing gimmick, people. You know this already.)
4.a. Complaining about how low-carb dieting is a gimmick.

5. Stories about gastric bypass successes/dangers. (Isn't it rather sad that people can no longer trust themselves with complete stomachs?)

6. Britney Spears and Kevin what's-his-face. (Get out of my life, please.)

7. Paris Hilton. (See Britney.)

8. The Bachelor/ette or any other meet-your-soulmate-through-reality-tv type show.

9. My job. My GOD, my job is boring. BO-RING.

10. This blog. (Sorry.)