Jesus is my homeboy.

I meant to post an entry to go with the picture below, but I never got around to it. It wasn't meant to be a cryptic message about positivity or creativity or anything symbolic. In case you were wondering. Which you probably weren't. But anyway.

So I'm off on vacation for two weeks starting tomorrow . You know what's ridiculous? I'm going to miss my dogs SO much. D and I wish we could take them with us. That's how ridiculous it is.

And to think I wanted to give them back when we first got them. We got them when they were 5 weeks old, and they were an incredible amount of responsibility and required so much damn attention. Also, they weren't loveable at all. They didn't want to snuggle or be petted and they whined and cried day and night. It was pretty overwhelming. (It might have been because we took them so young. Typically you shouldn't take puppies from their mothers until they're eight weeks old, but we sort of had no choice [long story]).

So yeah. I had these two adorable little fuzzy puppies in my arms, and all I could think was "I hope this wasn't a mistake."

I swear, I had all the symptoms of post-partum depression. For which I would most certainly take drugs, Mr. Cruise, you crazy loon.

I never had a thing for T0m Cru*ise, by the way. That's right. Not even in his Top Gun days. And now he just skeeves me out. He's SO incredibly bizarre. I don't care for Br@d Pitt either. I just don't see what the big deal is about him.

You know who I find incredibly attactive, though?

Fuck. I can't tell you, because when I Googled him just now all I could find were unflattering pictures. So if I tell you who he is, YOU'LL Google him and see the unflattering pictures, and then you'll think I have bad taste. He's hot though, trust me. Yes, I care what you think about my taste in men. Of course I do. Your opinion of me keeps me up at night. You think I'm joking, but I'm not.

Fine. FINE. Jeremy Sisto. Here's an OK picture of him.

But he's much hotter than that! But maybe I only find him attractive because he reminds me of this guy I once dated.

Do you think I've rambled on long enough about Jeremy fucking Sisto? Jesus Christ. (Incidentally, he played Jesus Christ in an excellent mini-series about three years ago. He was really good. OK. I'm. done. talking. about. Jeremy. Sisto. Really.)

I'll be back around July 18.