They say you can't go home again.

But I am. I will be staying at my mom's house in P-town while our little Burbank chateau is tented for termites. Ew! That's what we get for having a 67-year-old house.

I will not be posting until next week. Probably Tuesday. Sucks. I wanted to tell you all about that blog and its author! A teaser: the author has massive, passionate crushes on two celebrities. They are...

Ready?

B@rry Manil0w and Mich@el Crawf0rd. It only gets better from there. Way better.